May 2013
porndirector:
sometimes i just like to tell people to shutup even if they’re not talking
itsasecretbitches:
shehlovee:
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
this times a...
saturgay:
roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
vvorldwideweb:
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
jmishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
chickensandwich:
starvingfartist:
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
this made me really upset
assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
zarry:
people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
naomster:
thrustingbutts:
skincarvedheart:
that-horny-mofo:
Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?
Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?
Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii
Lilo was a popular little bitch.
the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…
I ship this!
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
